Whiskey River Soap Co.
Funny Soap THE MIDDLE CHILD
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Middle Child Soap – Largely invisible scent - Go ahead and dye your hair purple. No one will notice.
Scent: Purple Haze (Grape) – A bold, grape-infused fragrance that's as vibrant and overlooked as the middle child itself.
Embrace the spirit of the middle child—often underestimated but never dull. This soap is loaded with the juicy, unmistakable scent of grape, capturing the essence of standing out even when you feel like you blend in. Perfect for those who thrive in flying under the radar while secretly steering the ship.
🛁 Handmade & Vegan – Crafted with the creativity only a middle child can muster.
✨ Each Bar Is Unique – Like the unexpected talents of the family's secret weapon.
🎁 Perfect for: Middle siblings, underdogs, and anyone who appreciates a good surprise.
Net Weight: 6 oz | Dimensions: 3½" L x 2¾" W x 1" H
Made in USA
Currently, we only ship within the United States.
- Order Processing: We strive to process your orders quickly, typically within 24 hours on weekdays.
- Shipping Options: We ship from Tampa Bay, Florida, using trusted carriers such as USPS or UPS.
- Standard Shipping: Enjoy our affordable flat rate of $6.99 for standard shipping. We use cost-effective shipping via USPS Ground Advantage or UPS Economy. Expect your package in 3-5 business days (continental USA) from Central Florida. See delivery estimates for our standard (flat rate) shipping below.
- Faster Shipping: Need your items sooner? At checkout, you have the option to upgrade to USPS Priority Mail (2-5 days) or Express Mail (1-2 days). The rates for these expedited services are calculated by the carrier based on package weight and distance.
- Please note that these delivery estimates are not guaranteed and for the continental United States only.
- P.O. Boxes: We do ship to P.O. Boxes using USPS.
- Address Accuracy: To ensure smooth delivery, please double-check and provide an accurate shipping address when placing your order. We cannot be held responsible for any shipping issues or refund shipping costs if the package is sent to the wrong address.
- Tracking Information: Once your package is ready to ship, we will promptly email you a notification containing the tracking number. This way, you can easily keep tabs on your shipment's progress.
We hope this information helps! If you have any further questions, feel free to reach out to us. info@merrybath.com
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- Description
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- Reviews
Middle Child Soap – Largely invisible scent - Go ahead and dye your hair purple. No one will notice.
Scent: Purple Haze (Grape) – A bold, grape-infused fragrance that's as vibrant and overlooked as the middle child itself.
Embrace the spirit of the middle child—often underestimated but never dull. This soap is loaded with the juicy, unmistakable scent of grape, capturing the essence of standing out even when you feel like you blend in. Perfect for those who thrive in flying under the radar while secretly steering the ship.
🛁 Handmade & Vegan – Crafted with the creativity only a middle child can muster.
✨ Each Bar Is Unique – Like the unexpected talents of the family's secret weapon.
🎁 Perfect for: Middle siblings, underdogs, and anyone who appreciates a good surprise.
Net Weight: 6 oz | Dimensions: 3½" L x 2¾" W x 1" H
Made in USA
Currently, we only ship within the United States.
- Order Processing: We strive to process your orders quickly, typically within 24 hours on weekdays.
- Shipping Options: We ship from Tampa Bay, Florida, using trusted carriers such as USPS or UPS.
- Standard Shipping: Enjoy our affordable flat rate of $6.99 for standard shipping. We use cost-effective shipping via USPS Ground Advantage or UPS Economy. Expect your package in 3-5 business days (continental USA) from Central Florida. See delivery estimates for our standard (flat rate) shipping below.
- Faster Shipping: Need your items sooner? At checkout, you have the option to upgrade to USPS Priority Mail (2-5 days) or Express Mail (1-2 days). The rates for these expedited services are calculated by the carrier based on package weight and distance.
- Please note that these delivery estimates are not guaranteed and for the continental United States only.
- P.O. Boxes: We do ship to P.O. Boxes using USPS.
- Address Accuracy: To ensure smooth delivery, please double-check and provide an accurate shipping address when placing your order. We cannot be held responsible for any shipping issues or refund shipping costs if the package is sent to the wrong address.
- Tracking Information: Once your package is ready to ship, we will promptly email you a notification containing the tracking number. This way, you can easily keep tabs on your shipment's progress.
We hope this information helps! If you have any further questions, feel free to reach out to us. info@merrybath.com
- Description
- Shipping
- Reviews
Middle Child Soap – Largely invisible scent - Go ahead and dye your hair purple. No one will notice.
Scent: Purple Haze (Grape) – A bold, grape-infused fragrance that's as vibrant and overlooked as the middle child itself.
Embrace the spirit of the middle child—often underestimated but never dull. This soap is loaded with the juicy, unmistakable scent of grape, capturing the essence of standing out even when you feel like you blend in. Perfect for those who thrive in flying under the radar while secretly steering the ship.
🛁 Handmade & Vegan – Crafted with the creativity only a middle child can muster.
✨ Each Bar Is Unique – Like the unexpected talents of the family's secret weapon.
🎁 Perfect for: Middle siblings, underdogs, and anyone who appreciates a good surprise.
Net Weight: 6 oz | Dimensions: 3½" L x 2¾" W x 1" H
Made in USA
Currently, we only ship within the United States.
- Order Processing: We strive to process your orders quickly, typically within 24 hours on weekdays.
- Shipping Options: We ship from Tampa Bay, Florida, using trusted carriers such as USPS or UPS.
- Standard Shipping: Enjoy our affordable flat rate of $6.99 for standard shipping. We use cost-effective shipping via USPS Ground Advantage or UPS Economy. Expect your package in 3-5 business days (continental USA) from Central Florida. See delivery estimates for our standard (flat rate) shipping below.
- Faster Shipping: Need your items sooner? At checkout, you have the option to upgrade to USPS Priority Mail (2-5 days) or Express Mail (1-2 days). The rates for these expedited services are calculated by the carrier based on package weight and distance.
- Please note that these delivery estimates are not guaranteed and for the continental United States only.
- P.O. Boxes: We do ship to P.O. Boxes using USPS.
- Address Accuracy: To ensure smooth delivery, please double-check and provide an accurate shipping address when placing your order. We cannot be held responsible for any shipping issues or refund shipping costs if the package is sent to the wrong address.
- Tracking Information: Once your package is ready to ship, we will promptly email you a notification containing the tracking number. This way, you can easily keep tabs on your shipment's progress.
We hope this information helps! If you have any further questions, feel free to reach out to us. info@merrybath.com